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EZRA KLEIN has entered the room.
MATTHEW YGLESIAS has entered the room.
ERIC BOEHLERT has entered the room.
JOSH MARSHALL has entered the room.
EZRA KLEIN: wassup
MATTHEW YGLESIAS: my dick
JOSH MARSHALL: lolz!!! 
EZRA KLEIN: hahahahahaha
MATTHEW YGLESIAS: whos got assignmt for 1st period talking points for tomorrow
JOSH MARSHALL: boehlert was supposed to get them from Mr Soros
JOSH MARSHALL: boehlert???
EZRA KLEIN: yo eric where r u
ERIC BOEHLERT: sorry went off to get a red bull
JOSH MARSHALL: ridin tha bull
ERIC ALTERMAN has entered the room.
EZRA KLEIN: hey boehlert whats the assignment
ERIC BOEHLERT: 3 part essay
ERIC BOEHLERT: 1. Explain why unemployment report shows stimulus is working
ERIC BOEHLERT: 2. link BP oil spill to teabaggers
ERIC BOEHLERT: 3. spin latest Gallups
JOSH MARSHALL: crap crap crap and I have a lab assignment for global warming due
ERIC ALTERMAN: o fack me looks like an all niter
ERIC BOEHLERT: thats why i got the red bull
EZRA KLEIN: no prob I totally got the answer key
JOSH MARSHALL: awesome!!! how did u get it???
EZRA KLEIN: I stayed after class and cleaned board for Mr Krugman
EZRA KLEIN: he left it on his desk
EZRA KLEIN: I actually think he wanted me to crib it
MATTHEW YGLESIAS: I wish all the teachers were as cool as Mr Krugman
ERIC ALTERMAN: tru dat
SPENCER ACKERMAN has entered the room.
EZRA KLEIN: yo attackerman whatup homeslice
SPENCER ACKERMAN: hard out here 4 a gangsta
SPENCER ACKERMAN: who’s got TP assgmt
EZRA KLEIN: ill txt u
JOSH MARSHALL: hey has anybody seen weigel?? he’s usually here by now
EZRA KLEIN: idk thats weird i saw him at 2nd period editorial and he said he be here
MATTHEW YGLESIAS: does anybody else think Mr Krugman is kind of cute?
JOSH MARSHALL: eeeewww gross
MATTHEW YGLESIAS: i mean 4 an old guy
JOSH MARSHALL: maybe,,, but he always has chunks of food in beard and his eyes are kinda crazy
EZRA KLEIN: idk, I think they’re kinda penetrating and intense like Robert Pattinson
SPENCER ACKERMAN: omg omg I <3 Robert!!!!
SPENCER ACKERMAN: he is so dark and brooding & intense
ERIC BOEHLERT: omg ik what u mean <3 robert!!!
EZRA KLEIN: whos going to Twilight Friday???
ERIC BOEHLERT: me
JOSH MARSHALL: me too
ERIC ALTERMAN: me 3
MATTHEW YGLESIAS: me 3
ERIC ALTERMAN: lol gmta
EZRA KLEIN: i cant i got grounded
ERIC BOEHLERT: wtf??? why???
EZRA KLEIN: got busted for plagiarizing ACORN press release
JOSH MARSHALL: that sux! cant you get out of it???
EZRA KLEIN: i tried
EZRA KLEIN: i promised to write a free review for the WaPo movie section and everything
EZRA KLEIN: sometimes my editors are complete monsters
ERIC BOEHLERT: dont worry Ezra, we’ll bring back a Robert Pattison poster 4 u
EZRA KLEIN: thx I luv u guys
EZRA KLEIN: just dont tell me any plot spoilerz i am going next week when my grounding is over
JOSH MARSHALL: hey matt ask your mom if she can drop us off at the mall AMC at 7
MATTHEW YGLESIAS: ok
MATTHEW YGLESIAS: i just hope we dont run into olbermann
EZRA KLEIN: eeewww
JOSH MARSHALL: ewww
ERIC BOEHLERT: eeeewww
EZRA KLEIN: FIRST!
MATTHEW YGLESIAS: that guy is kinda creepy
EZRA KLEIN: ya,, isnt he kinda old to be hanging around chat rooms and mall theaters
ERIC BOEHLERT: did he ever offer u a ride in his van?
JOSH MARSHALL: ya, like yesterday
EZRA KLEIN: im thinking about growing my hair out like justin bieber
MATTHEW YGLESIAS: omg u totally should it would look so cute on u
ERIC BOEHLERT: ita,,, justin rox
EZRA KLEIN: thats what i thought but it idk how he gets bangs to lay flat like that
DAVE WEIGEL has entered the room.
JOSH MARSHALL: yo weigs where u been
ERIC BOEHLERT: zup homo
DAVE WEIGEL: fuck!!!!
DAVE WEIGEL: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MATTHEW YGLESIAS: ????
DAVE WEIGEL: I m totally totally screwed
MATTHEW YGLESIAS: ????
DAVE WEIGEL: some azzhole has been leaking transcripts from Journolist again and emailed to my editors
EZRA KLEIN: wtf???
DAVE WEIGEL: ya… ALL the stuff
DAVE WEIGEL: ezra u stupid fuck u said this chatroom was off the record
EZRA KLEIN: omg sorry idk what happened,,, i made everybody swear pinky oath
DAVE WEIGEL: a lot of good that does me now, they have all the shit i wrote about the teabaggers even the pictures i posted
MATTHEW YGLESIAS: how bad can it be??
DAVE WEIGEL: this bad
MATTHEW YGLESIAS: holy crap
SPENCER ACKERMAN: I thought you were using ProActiv
DAVE WEIGEL: i signed up for the 3 month trial but got the refund
DAVE WEIGEL: if u think this is bad u should see me now, stress REALLY makes me break out
DAVE WEIGEL: omg when this gets out i m going to lose my column and get expelled,,, 4 years of J school down the drain, stupid fucking teabagger ratfuckers
EZRA KLEIN: omg dude i m so sorry
DAVE WEIGEL: no more DC parties and ill have to move back in with my parents
DAVE WEIGEL: they already bitch all the time about the $150 grand they spent on my degree
MATTHEW YGLESIAS: holy crap ezra you have to nuke the site NOW & erase the archives
ERIC BOEHLERT: ya before that Breitbart asshole starts sniffing around
EZRA KLEIN: ok ok ok i’ll do it tonite
EZRA KLEIN: what i cant figure out is who is the ratfucker who is leaking this
KEITH OLBERMANN has entered the room.
KEITH OLBERMANN: hello, youngsters! How are my favorite aspiring Edward R. Murrows?
EZRA KLEIN: um hi
ERIC BOEHLERT: hey
KEITH OLBERMANN: I can’t tell you how shocked and appalled to hear that there may have been some kind of compromising leak of off-the-record conversations from Journolist, involving David Weigel. Is this true, David?
DAVE WEIGEL: ya i guess so
KEITH OLBERMANN: I can only imagine the career damaging consequences of such a terrible breach of journalistic confidentiality! I suspect that your job at the Post is in serious jeopardy.
DAVE WEIGEL: look man can u come back later?
KEITH OLBERMANN: I’m only here to give you my help, David. Sensing your plight I asked my producers at MSNBC to offer you a recurring job as a contributor on Countdown.
DAVE WEIGEL: srsly??
KEITH OLBERMANN: Absolutely! And at the same pay. All you have to do now is tender your resignation at the Post before they have a chance to fire you, and we’ll have you on the air as soon as we can locate a makeup technician skilled in your condition.
DAVE WEIGEL: wow keith! what can i do to thnk u?
KEITH OLBERMANN: Oh, I’m sure it will all work out splendidly. I’ll drop by in my van to pick you up tomorrow at 11 pm sharp.
EZRA KLEIN: gee Keith ur really a pretty good guy after all
KEITH OLBERMANN: Don’t mention it, lads. Say, would any of you boys care to join me over at Chatroulette tonight?
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KEITH OLBERMANN: hello?
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OMFG…as the kids say.
You are an evil comedic genius.
There is nothing more to add………..
ROFLMAO…..that is the funniest thing I have read in a long time….thanks for the laugh
"hello?", (wiping eyes) One of the best posts!
Bwaahahaaaa, you definitely KNOW how punks talk AND spell. Too freakin' funny!
Trying not to crack up, I'm reading this at work..
You certainly got your 100k worth…
OMGWTFBBQ!!!1! UrinoList finally exposed!
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And Bush was not to blame ?
This must be edited
It's very funny but probably closer to the truth than anyone of us wants to imagine.
I didn't even consider that it was satire until I got to the comments.
….SUKS 2 B an Assclown Leftist 'JournoLister' when Iowahawk is ON IT….!!…..lolz!!!…..hahaha
Excellent. Wait until the real one hits. Most of those guys would sell their souls for that kind of free cash. Whoops, my bad. They already have.
Spliff, I'm with ya. I thought the same thing.
The owner of this site is willing to pay 100k for their archives because he believes it will reveal the inner workings the Democratic Media Complex and liberal progressivism collusion. Yet Iowahawk apparently seems to think that all they talk about is Twilight and acne, and spend time on chatroullette watching Keith Olberman jerk off. Or he doesn't, and suggesting that they do is actually "satire." And you all think its hilarious. you're all ghey rofl.
i was just wondering in the last day or two what the hell happened to Iowahawk. i'm sure glad he uses that twisted brain for the forces of good…
"does anybody else think Mr Krugman is kind of cute?" I enjoyed the nonsense until that dilly. I had to attack my eyes with visine. Paul resembles some sort of Asian carp. Otherwise – A+
…."ghey rofl"…….that's an anagram of "Hey, Flog Gore!"…..innit…?….
THIS IS THE ALL-TIME BEST POST OF ANY BREITBART WEBSITE!
EVER!
Damn that was good, I gotta read it again and copy and paste it into file to save.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW prvat convo frm FRKS R US!!!
Guess we know why waggy weigel is a pimply face little kid!
Loathe to reduce to name calling but what a bunch of douchebags.
A little too close to the truth for?
You're just another idiotic assmonkey troll trying to talk big and coming up short.
Likening them to kids in school: PRICELESS.
Obviously a brilliant anagram, but you're short on letters. Amongst other things.
…nah, not short, you can use duplicates twice – don't you read any of the rules…..I mean besides "Rules for Radicals"….?……
Who said I agreed with Breitbart? Personally, I think $100,000 for the deep musings and top-sekrit girl gossip of this collection of inane J-school dipshits is about $100,000.05 over the fair market value. But hey, whatever, it's his money.
On reflection, it was probably unfair for me to compare them to 14-year old girls. I apologize to all 14-year old girls.
Easiest way to spot a member of the Journolist? If they look like a metrosexual and are pissed at the world, they are on the list -
That's not an anagram………………………….
What's not ?….
Dudes – I totally saw Olby's wee-willy-winkie on Chatroulette. I was surfing through the crazies when up comes Bath Tub Boy with a possessed expression on his face. I did a double take – yep, that's Olbermann alright. Then he goes: "Hey Lady, check this out whilst I read you some Marx. And *ping* – there it was. At first I thought it was his thumb jutting out of the open zip of his pleated high rise mom jeans, but after I opened the other eye, I realized that it didn't have a thumbnail. Although his pants were extremely tight fitting, I did not notice any protrusions that might've indicated gonads therein. As I moved to switch to another site, I suddenly noticed that the weeny-thumb had a teensy weensy tattoo on what I now believe was the shaft. It read: "SIR". The three letters were really crammed together and took up the entire uncircumcised 3 inches. Well, I had to giggle of course, but I also had to take a few Dramamine. And that was my first and last visit to Chatroulette.
I'd like to pop that sizable zit on Weigel situated between his shoulders. I'm afraid that the OSHA regulations might require a Hazmat suit and a clean-up response crew.
That's not.
….Hat snot… ?……
Exactly.
Satire! Get it assclown?
More like an ewok
…not really – there's a letter left over……you definitely didn't read the rules……
ITs just too bad that these people dont even have 'fun'. But good that you can make fun OF them, in the scheme of things.
Zap! Iowahawk reveals the leftist “journalist” for what they are…dweebs!
Omg that's frackin' hilarious!!!!!!!!
they are kids in school
You almost had me Iowahawk! But, then I noticed that other guy from MSNBC wasn't there…..you know who I mean……he thinks he's super smart and acts all macho and butch and stuff…….What IS his name????
Maddow, that's it.
It's like watching my 16 year old daughter and her friends chat online. And yet it feels so true at the same time. Especially Obermann
What? You think this is funny?
Do you really think they are that articulate and mature?
MOST EXCELLENT, IOWAHAWK!
L. (Not worth a ROFL or even a LOL.) Nice try. Don't let the door hit you on the arz.
Hacked their archive, eh? LOL.
As usual, nice work, Iowahawk.
LOL just the photos of the left wing clowns can make me laugh…..Eric Bloeburp and the other left wing idiots are becoming extinct soon enough.
but to the likes of the lefties, Krugman is like an ambercrombie ad boy
Actually, the article itself is satire. It's something of a specialty of Iowahawk's, just in case you've been living on another planet for the past five or so years.
I'm tellin' ya!! This is just amazingly good!
This was an incredibly good offering. Everything about it was top notch.
You are a genius, IowaHawk. No, seriously, you are.
What's wrong phizz, a little too close to home? hmmm?????
ewwwwwwwwwwwww…TMI, Shiori!!
Excellent, Iowahawk. Now imagine the reaction of these JouroListers when they realize how spot-on you are.
I needed a good chuckle today…… great take.
Wondering, just what mind altering drugs these typomaniacal foot soldiers take along with their marching orders? I used to have some minor bit of respect for conservative democrats I knew…. however they have all been driven completely insane by the drivel this bunch feeds their collective uni-brain on a daily basis.
Iowahawk rules! LOL.
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