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Even though the House chamber was chilly enough for an overcoat, a few folks got sleepy Wednesday night as they listened to the president’s State of the Union speech. Harry Reid even nodded off.
But it looks like Janet Napolitano really caught up on her zzzzzs after exhausting herself stopping the BVD Bomber on Christmas. Thanks for the nap, Barry!
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"Rahm, how come we never get to just cuddle like this anymore"
I'll have what she's having.
…………."Mama in her kerchief and I in my cap, had just settled down for a long winters nap. When what to my wonderous eys did appear, 'twas Nancy Pelosi with her frightening sneer"……………
Chin up, eyelids down, the Obama pose!
Obama later remarked he was okay with her ineptitude handling Homeland Security measures, but NO ONE, NO ONE falls asleep during one of my speeches and had her fired.
Oh please mother earth shut him up allready !!
*Sniff* "I love the smell of bullcrap in the evening!"
Obama administrations experiment with subliminal speech technique designed to hypnotize Americans comes up short and appears to work only on individuals with extremely weak intellect, and may cause drowsiness.
just like the cabinet meetings. . .
"mmmmmmm doughnuts"
Rahm looks like a 12-year old girl who was taken to the Jonas Brothers concert by her grandmother (who promptly fell asleep)
She's savoring the words of her master.
She's picturing a world without war, a world without fear. Doesn't everyone get that same pleasant vision when The One speaks?
http://hellgazette.blogspot.com/
She is thinking how "hot" Sonia looks in that black robe.
"Rahm, do I need to trim my nose hairs again?"
Sir Napalot
I should have had the "no speech" clause written into the contract, but noooooo, Don't worry they said. It's only a couple times a year for the dog and pony show. God this guy is boring. Go to your happy place Jan, remember the picture with the gun, the gun, ahhhhhhhhh.
In that photo, the photog captured three of the 48 people in the country who were actually paying attention. I snoozed too, but with the History Channel on, instead of our Supreme Being's speech. I have even more difficulty listening to him than I did Bush, but my aversion to Bush was his mangled syntax, not his substance, not that this poseur has much substance in anything he says or undertakes.
Being inept is hard work people!!
I just took another look at the photo. The love expressed in Rahm Emmanuel's eyes is unmistakable. Would that he had the same feelings towards the Constitution.
I wonder what he has in his shorts
“Ohhh…Rahm, I love when you rest you head on my shoulder.”
Best sleep I've had in years; He's better than Ambien.
Hibernating Big Sis's ManShadow Spills over Rapt Rahm's Reverie
The rapture depicted indicates an evangelical setting, with Napolitano experiencing a higher sense of divinity.
How great am I at loading that teleprompter? Don't you think Janet? Janet?
"Let's see what do I need to do when I get out of this boring speech, 1. go to the grocery store, 3. pick up cleaning, the most important thing is remember to tell Rahm thanks for the recommendation on me getting this position NOT!!! "
That is funny Peter. I loved your comment…You got that right looks like a star crossed fan at a Celine Dion concert LOL!!
The System works so now i can sleep
Hey, you guys! Assume the position! Chin up, arrogant smile.
Should we wake her up guys or just go ahead and read him his rights
If she;s sleeping, she ain't doing any damage…..she's probably enjoying her "BOB" that's battery operated boy!!!!!lol
Ahhh, the sweet smell of male bovine excrement……..
Let's be fair here. I'm not one of Janet's fans for sure but after all, she was a captive audience listening to the great pontificator a.k.a. "national windbag" ramble on and on and on and on in his increasingly more annoying staccato style of delivery, as if the world is poised on the edge of its seat, anxiously waiting and the very next phrase he utters is the definitive answer to the question of how they built the pyramids. I'm guessing she was thinking favorably about undergoing a root canal instead. I feel her pain. {tic}
"mmmmm…I love men with four fingers…."
"Dreams of My Fuehrer"
Just another incompetent fat-ass wasting tax-payer dollars. What's really scary is the adoring fans around her.
Why this would be considered news is beyond me. This inept excuse for a functioning human being has had the posture since her appointment. Then again, perhaps, she just loves the smell of BS
She's not sleeping…she's having an Obasm.
Funny, I thought it looks like Rham slipped something into her drink 20 minutes ago, and is now thinking about how much he can get selling her organs on the black market.
Then again, Rham always looks like he's thinking about that.
Man made dyssomnia
Dr.. Obominex strikes again!
96 I's & 3 Z's later.
I wonder if I look as regal as he does if I tilt my head back.
If I fart…Rahm will know it's me…because he's such a fart sniffer.
Can you believe I'm getting paid for this?
I didn't say 'stop' Rahm….
“Soon, very soon, I’ll be up there, making an even greater speech, unleashing my army of lesbian warriors across the land! They’ll whip and stomp and crush the men of the world! Then I will be King of the World! I’ll…”
“Janet…. Janet!”
“Waa oh, Rahm … I .. I must of dozed off.”
“You were talking in your sleep, my dear.”
“Oh! I ..”
“Oh don’t worry your pretty little head, sweetie! I never knew you had so much fire in you! It was darling! In fact, I think you and I should talk about those ‘plans’ of yours later… say, my place, as soon as I put the puppet to bed?
“You little devil!”
“Yes… aren’t I?”
I wasn't sleeping. I was pretending to be Obama, with my eyes closed.
America IS safer when she is asleep, then she's not calling x-military, x-police, conservatives potential terrorists.
"Why does Michele, the new obesity czar, keep looking at me?"
Boxers or briefs?
"Damn, a budget freeze. How am I going to get more money for less immigration enforcement now?"
"OMG, Rahm, you really are hung like a terrorist."
O: "And we should continue the work of fixing our broken immigration system -– to secure our borders and enforce our laws, and ensure that everyone who plays by the rules can contribute to our economy and enrich our nation. "
J-Nap: "What the hell does that mean? I'm going to sleep."
Look mom, I can get my nose higher than he can!
The difference between Obamasiah followers illustrated:
true believer (Rahm) and a sycophant (Janet)
Aparrently, the system worked.
(I mean, isn't this what Team Hopenchange wants us all to do?)
Oh Valerie, Valerie…why must we have this man thing between us? Why? Why?
yata yata yata
Having her grey snuggie fashioned into a snazzy suit jacket proved to be a mistake for Janet Napolitano.
I can't believe I'm sitting so close to my idol, Roseann Barr.
Another 10 zzz's saved or created…
"Hey Rahm, If you tilt your head back far enough you can actually look down on the little people without having to look at them."
Isn't this the posture the obama administration was in during the Christmas day bombing? Sleep at the wheel, again!
"Because the terrorists never rest, we do."
Think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts…
Either she was snoozing or so enraptured by Dear Leaders voice she was in heavenly bliss and felt a tingle down her leg. Or was that up her leg?
She's heard it all before at the education camps comrades.
"Vigilance!"
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"the system is working…"
20 lashes, 20 lashes, for Janet, she makes me, I , my , me look bad.
Is it next Sunday yet? I’m ready to see my beloved Saints in the Superbowl.
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Priceless DHS Chief JANET"ANOTHER PLANET" Napolitano hard at work. Reminds me of her dilligent watch as governor of the ARIZONA TERRITORY, when we were literally invaded on a daily basis by thousands of illegal aliens. Makes me sleep better at night, now that BIG SISS is in charge of homeland security and dealing with the islamo- fascist special forces.
WYATT
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