How about the RINO/Client No. 9 Show?
Ick. We liked this Spitzer show better:
How about the RINO/Client No. 9 Show?
Ick. We liked this Spitzer show better:
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I still can't believe this sleazeball got a show.
I always figured we'd see him on the side of a bus or on the Jumbotron at Times Square, advertising men's hosiery. I have a better name for the show. "Spitzbalz."
More proof that the dems have ZERO shame. Talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel.
Modeled after that show with milquetoast Joe Scarborough and that globalist trojan horse CFR spokesman Mika Brzezinski* no doubt.
* her father – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOk6ENxyAh0
Progressives also managed to ruin the new "Futurama" too. They're no longer funny since the writers have become obsessed with sexual relationships between the characters and the other usual (non-sexual) Progressive themes.
It's a good thing that Progressives can't manage to create "entertainment" worth consuming. They'll never get their "message" out.
Why is CNN trying to get Bill O'Reilly's ratings even higher?
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…….MTV is now More Respectable than CNN……
Priorities: Michelle Obama hosting dance party @ White House
Maybe this is a new age way to jumpstart the economy, but more than likely it’s just another idiotic PR move by this administration. With the economy in the tank and getting worse, hosting dance parties probably isn't the best idea. But this is just the latest in a long line of White House partying – McCartney, country night, jazz night, Latin American night. For an administration supposedly concerned about Americans, their actions certainly don't show it.
Actually, it's worse than that. They are proud that they have no shame. That's sort of like being proud that you flunked out of grammar school.
Shake, shake, shake.
Shake dat booty……….
The show will feature lessons in how to weave your way to what you perceive to be the next popular wave in public sentiment and political views and try to write articles showing you are on the cutting edge of the trend conveniently forgetting your previous views. Secondly the show will give lessons on how to pay waaaaay too much for hookers you could get for probably a tenth of the price, while all the time publicly decrying and ruining the lives of others engaged in the more frugal form of behavior you love so much.
Both of these topics are so in demand , a network with incredible viewership will only firmly cement their ratings with this new show.
A caller has a question for Elliot.
Caller John: Mr Spizer I was being serviced by a prostitute behind a building in New York where you wanted to be Mayor and with my pants down around my ankles she reached into the pocket and grabbed my wallet and ran away with it and then with my pants down around my knees like a wayward rap star I tried to follow her but I was running like a penguin because my pants were in the way and then she turned around and laughed at me, did that ever happen to you?, I hate when that happens.
Two sure-fire ways to gain liberal respect: Bash Palin, and/or have an affair. The left's heroes are such role models.
Haha. "Everyone's getting laid now–even the characters on my cartoon shows! Except me
"
One word sums this debacle up for me… YUCK
Nothing liberal is worth watching anymore.
It will have a huge 2 person audience, Mr. and Mrs. Obama.
This Parker chick better be wearing a helmet, rain-coat and a good pair of sneakers if she's going to work with this Sleaze-Ball Creep. She should also have a good talk with her agent. SunhineConnie above me sums it up indeed …Yuck.
The fact that CNN would allow such a despicable, slimy, fraud to have this soapbox is a travesty. And I'm not too fond of Eliott Spitzer either.
So depressing. CNN could have looked to the blogosphere for some fresh faces and sharp minds on both sides of the aisle. Instead, they're trying to revive a disgraced Dem while featuring a "conservative" who rightly earns her scare quotes with nearly every new column.
This is being put up against the O'Reilly Factor? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Good luck with that.
The really sad part is it's 50-50 which one is going to bash Republicans more on whatever the day's top issues are, and only about 3-2 odds that Eliot and Kathleen won't be mouthing stuff from time to time that's interchangeable from what the guy over at MSNBC in the 8 p.m. Eastern time slot is saying.
They just committed suicide, before the first show even aired.
One thing you can bet they are banking on, and that is that O'Reiley will take a hands off approach with Spitzer. O'Reiley has his own "Loofa Incident" buried in his closet.
Ya gotta look at it from all the angles.
As per Saturday Night Live- Spitzer insisted on having unprotected sex with his "escort". That might be OK if he was Client No. 1, but Client No. 9?
this IS a joke, right?…
If not, then CNN is beyond desperate and is losing their corporate minds. ABSOLUTELY no one will watch this. Spitzer is a discredited ass, and Parker is a 'conservative' the Left absolutely loves.
If this draws any noticeable market share at all it will be a shock…
That is what happens when writers either run out of ideas or actually have good ideas that bore the living heck out of their producers. It's called working for the Hollywoodist.
Essentially you are seeing the fine work from the San Fernando Valley and the feeble work from the other side of the hill converging. What is the one major difference?
Clothing… or lack there of.
I can. We constantly achieve a new low as far as societal standards go. Prime Time with Client #9
Leftist scandals lead to TV shows: Conservative scandals lead to oblivion.
Simple really.
I'd bet on Big O taking "hands off' too. He won't need to do anything for this to tank. Why would CNN do something just to gig Big O when they really need viewers all over the network? Wait, it's CNN that is using MSNBC as its model, dumb question.
CNN modeling a prime time show on MSNBC's Keith Olberman. Oh how grand! How original!
Great point Huc!
I'm going to throw up.
As if CNN has not sunk low enough in the ratings. Now this. If I ever watched ( I won't) I'd always wonder while Spitzer is sitting behind the desk with his pants on or off.
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PANTS ON THE GROUND
PANTS ON THE GROUND
LOOKIN LIKE A FOOL WITH YUR PANTS ON THE GROUND!
BA DA BING! Couldn't resist…sorry!
))))
forget that…..she'll need a CHASTITY BELT!
))))))))))
youtube is more respectable than CNN.
Response: Thanks for calling in John, I'd respond saying this is more proof that republican and conservative political enemies set me up because they feared the truth and justice that I was working to bring down on them.
And while we're on the subject, every one on Wall Street is a crook who needs to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Well, except for my Dad and his friends. Well, only the friends who donate to my soon to resume presidential campaign. And only provided they don't get convicted of anything.
Where was I, lost my train of thought, oh yeah, it's Bush's fault.
Good one!
If you ask me, there's a better than ever chance Spitzer is paying for the air time himself. It may be coming through some front organization, but wouldn't surprise me in the least. His old man is loaded, as in Manhattan real estate mogul, mega rich.
I imagine air time on CNN is probably pretty cheap these days.
Currently when people think of Spitzer they think of slime ball.
Step one, get people to picture failed political pundit from CNN when his name comes up.
A maggot is more respectable than CNN.
Well, it should get the call girl demographic.
Doesn't matter if no one watches, as long as some one is paying the bills.
I wouldn't put it past this guy to buy the time slot himself.
Birds of a feather!!!
Every time I see Elliot Spitzer I get this picture of him in a hotel room, dressed in black socks, with an unfortunate girl who is struggling to keep the vomit from rising in her throat.
Good luck in that time slot.
On a side note, Kathleen Parker the Specter of 'conservative' journalism and Spitzer in the same video footage together…ugh, God, I think I need a bucket…
Hey, he's only going to CNN(communist news network). They deserve each other.
How desperate must Kathleen Parker be……………….just to be in the same room with that scum would give me the creeps………………..yeeeeeew
Yeah John I got a real bad Penguin one day when the trans-sexual I was with reached down and grabbed my wallet and ran off with 25 bucks, my ACLU card, and a gift certificate from Bloomingdales for my mistress and boy I chased him almost 3 blocks before the pants slipped way down past my ankles and I fell right flat on my face and that is why I look this way. So you see John it happens to the best of us, next time keep your wallet in your shirt pocket and this shouldnt happen to you again, glad I could help John.
…and now Kathleen Parker will be the girl struggling to keep the vomit from rising in her throat.
Not sure about that. We already know she´s a sell-out.
self perpetuating promotions? Such a thing… But we wouldn't put it past him, either. Old Progressives never go away; they are endlessly recycled…
I think there was a bidding war between MSLSD and CNN…..ya think?
This guy is much worse than your average leftist douche bag politician. This guy has a hard on for the White House on the order of Obama and the Clintons.
A lot of republicans – and democrats too – like Rudy Guliani, mostly because of vague stories of cleaning up Times Square, and the real props he should get for the follow up to 9/11. I've heard he attended every single funeral for a city employee who died in that attack. From a moral perspective, that is absolutely stunning, considering the sheer number. I've read stories about him walking brides down the aisle who's fathers died on 9/11. He gets no crap on 9/11 from me at all.
How ever, the part before that happened, he was a DoJ attorney for the NYC area, and his reputation wasn't a whole lot better than Spitzer's is. As mayor, he trampled all over private property and civil rights while 'cleaning up' Times Square. Not exactly the kind of politician that will convince me to vote republican.
Spitzer is ten times worse.
Look who Spitzer's paired up with – Kathleen Parker. I crossed that woman off my reading list a couple of years ago! Even if he weren't a slimeball, and even if I watched CNN, I wouldn't watch the show because of Kathleen Parker.
A RINO is more dangerous than an outright Democrat, because they walk around pretending to be something they aren't!
Lame show for a Lame network!
That Fox time slot, by all rights, should be the Glenn Beck show.
I have a very hard time watching O'Ego.
"How desperate must Kathleen Parker be…"
I'd say Kathleen Parker may have gotten a whole lotta desperate!
A whole lotta people are sick of RINOs who have helped sell this country into ruin.
CNN is really scraping the bottom of the barrel, aren't they? I, for one, will NOT be watching this walking slimeball.
You know this is going to bomb in a BIG way. How they explain the inevitable canceling of should be a hoot.
I would rather see Spitzer on his own show rather than that traitor Parker. She is more despicable than he is by a long shot.
our feelings on Giuliani are mixed as well…
Not just Spitzer,but Parker .Do they really think she is a Conservative? No way, she is another one of the media who actually thinks her opinion counts,maybe when speaking with her friends and family but that's it.When she became a regular on the Chrissy show and acted like a complete b**** when Sarah Palin was running with McCain ,she lost any respect as a columnist and pundit.And really can you go lower than being partnered with client 9 on CNN?
Coming THIS season on CNN!
PARKER/SPITZER! They're both cops….. dedicated, but refusing to play by the rules.
She's the GOOD cop…he's the BAD cop. The bad, NAUGHTY cop. Dirty, naughty cop…who must be spanked.
Yes…disciplined and SPANKED.
…naughty, naughty cop.
Thanks for this link. Tried to watch the love fest.
Couldn't do it, but then again…..I never watched LK, anyway.
Help me out….I never understood the attraction for LK. Does it have anything to do with train wrecks?
Yikes! Thanks for leaving that truly hideous image of ES with me this AM.
I'll think of something to obliterate it.
Thanks! I'm still laughing.
Bless you. I think I've been watching too much "Red Eye".
Have a good one.
Nobody will know what show they will not be watching because they are informing you of this on CNN
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