So, just about every single day I get a slew of emails from a dude named Doug Stauffer, from Media Matters. The emails are press releases – 99% of them devoted to Fox News. I’m sure some of you get them too. Now, the obsession would be hilarious, if it wasn’t so all-consuming for the poor goof. And it made me wonder, what it must be like to have a job where all you do all day is alternate between watching a news network, and fulminating over watching a news network? That can’t be a life, can it? I mean, if I had that job, I would probably cry myself to sleep every night, with or without a shorty robe. Anyway, I’ve tried to imagine a typical day at Media Matters – which you’ll find below in our latest installment of Red Eye Robot Theatre:
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First First First!!! So VERY glad Big J is hers also good to see Mr Gutfeld!!!
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Well, that was pretty funny. A message to all you liberal basement bloggers!
I'd like to dry shave Jeanine's back…with my Dad's old double bladed Guette that he bought in the spring of 1952. (He still has the same blade in it too…he always was a very frugal man).
Not Over.
Can't believe Greg's taken Xtranormal and turned it into a regular feature.
congrats on the new site
Day at Media Matters? I thought they only came out at night.
This cracked me up last night…and again just now!
Tried to laugh….but dang, it's soooooo true! Where I get my biggest laughs is an occasional glance at Media Matter's webpage…Talk about an obsessive/complusive disorder! Now, when are you doing your spoof on the Daily Kos?
GLAD to see your up and running….Hurray to the growth of the Breitbart Truth Machine!
Hey media matter trolls, see how far you can thumb my post down.
Oh Greg, you do have a way with describing visual pictures for me. The sick twisted part of me loves the Red Eye Robot Theater especially when it used on useful themes like the Libs…don't really care for it when you, Bill, and Andy are the subjects…its just TMI. Glad you are on BigJournalism! You will definitely add color and humor on here.
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They get very angry and frustrated at Media Matters from watching FOX because they don't know how to process common-sense. They're confused when someone isn't spewing out anti-American, racist, pornographic, or Marxist propaganda.
Find your inner liberal and see the emails for what they are; a call for help.
Hillarious!!!
Media Matters, or as Mark Levin likes to call them, the Criminal Front Group are just annoying.
Do you just have a filter on your computer that sends them to a folder and dumps them in the trash? Sounds like a good idea.
Lol'd hard.
Sorros would be going out with an under aged boy not a shemale like garofalo.
Bizzare as that video was I imagine the real work environment would be alice through the looking glass in comparison.
Can someone from big journalism please look into why the site won't load properly on the iPhone. ?
Media Matters is the biggest joke on the web. If a Fox host said that water is wet, Media Matters would issue a press release the following day to dispute it. On the other hand, if you try to criticize Media Matters in the comments section on their web site, they aggressively censor the post. They have raised bias to a new level. In fact, they should change their name to Propaganda Matters.
oh my.. that is some funny stuff! i use that same program to talk smack with my riding partners.
"I will bring you the lotion…"
That sounds a lot like Bill Schulz – Media Matters has infiltrated Red Eye!
Keep up the great work Greg!
he he he, shorty robe!
I just cancelled out their vote Dan. *Heh*
Not Over.
Thanks "Jarhead"
If the iPhone does not properly display the site, while any browser on a computer can, then the problem is with the iPhone or its browser. Contact Apple.
Love the Gutfeld.
Ditto!
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The was one of the funniest things I have seen in a while. Can they get Red Eye on earlier??? I hate staying up til 3am here on the East Coast.
Is that Stuart Varney as George Soros?
Excuse me. I have to go change my shorts.
Goebbels would be proud of Media Matters.
"Mostly."
He might like to be seen with Garboffalot, complete with her lizard tattoos, to show how tuned in he is to the dumber generation. Just a thought.
This Show is the greatest thing on TV.
Griffins are REAL unicorns are not.
I mean, I understand the sentiment, but I can't applaud the execution. I just didn't think this was funny and could just as easily be used by MM as evidence of tit for tat reporting.
The timing couldn't be better for the launch of 'Bigjournalism.com' The industry is in a self-made shambles, and they deserve whatever rocks get thrown at them here. Imagine cheering on a President who is hell-bent on destroying capitalism and then whining, 'Where did all my advertising go???" How dumb can these people be???
Greg Gutfeld, TV`s most demented retard
That was classic! I laughed until I cried. Too funny!
Gutfeld is sharp.
Goofalofalo? I'd like to play Ben-Her……..
with her tied to the grille of a '76 Pinto.
(TROLL NOTICE: yes, I know it's spelled Hur. Wordplay, get it? Yeah, I though not)
Would you believe that Georgie is Jewish.Well he is and it is no suprise to me.Just another anti white anglo saxon hater from the bolshevik tradition.
Jeeez, if you really want to live dangerously stop by the Dummycratic Underground. Those cretins are beyond unhinged. You'll need a full battery of inoculations to include Dengue Fever, Whooping Cough and Rabies. A Military surplus MOPP suit wouldn't hurt. Burn it when you return.
I love Media Matters. They have the best library of the "Best Of" of all my favorite conservative pundits and media people all in one place
I was right. They truck 'em in by the short bus full.
Sorry, not today.
When FBI agents are assigned to monitor child porn websites, they rotate them out for fear that too much exposure will corrupt their thinking…
(Just wondering how many of the Fox Hall Monitors have to be relieved of duty for having a Gretchen Carlson screensaver on their cubicle computer.)
Sorry, that position is already filled.
See:
Olbermann, K. AG school graduate. Sooo-eee!
What's with all the "Jarheads"
George? ……of the Jungle?
WTF?
I want to breastfeed Greg.
i think he was referring to georgie porgie, or as michael moore calls him, puddin' pie. wait, mm calls everybody that. me thinks he might have some food/love/acceptance issues. but i digress, don't know much about georgie's religion but i did hear once that he tried to kiss the girls, but they just ended up crying. kind of like i did when i tried to make sense of johns post and realized that i had just wasted 3 minutes of my life.
….and 'John' of the disgusting anti-Semites.
You craaazy, girl !
' dave ', today's most dribbling troll….yawn…
Come clean, Greg — you must have worked their for some time to capture them in such graphic detail.
Jake, I'm sure it's a big part of the show's budget.
Make sure to watch Keith Olbermann get the creepy animation treatment, also:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQbjbwYNb28
Goofalofalo? I'd like to play Ben-Her……..
with her tied to the grille of a '76 Pinto.
(TROLL NOTICE: yes, I know it's spelled Hur. Wordplay, get it? Yeah, I though not)
You mean, …."they only leave the basement at night."
For leftover pizza that mom bought for dinner.
kongress. Media Matters.
Same same.
Hilarious! I look forward to the forthcoming Garofolo nuptials, and honeymoon in Haiti. Perhaps pictures will appear of George's clean shaven back and Jeanines clean shaven (whoops) Now excuse me while I go sniff my fingers.
Glenn Beck just announced this on the radio show. The trolls are soon to follow.
Don't forget to shave that little mustache thingy she has above her lip.
The dialogue sounds like something that anybody could sit down at their computer and create with their text-to-speech program and a few different voice options.
Which makes it one of the best things I have ever seen. The music is great, too.
dave, I doubt that you could say that without looking in the mirror and fondling you Bull Field Mouse PP
Jake, I'm sure it's a big part of the show's budget.
I thought it was hilarious because it played on two truths of leftism:
1) Most leftists are really just angry misfits still fuming about perceived childhood mistreatment, so they've decided they'll get back at all of us by destroying the ordered society we've created.
and
2) Most of the anti-conservative commentary found on the internet comes from people paid by Soros, Acorn, or union bosses (with stimulus funds) to perpetuate the illusion that conservatives are universally loathed. Ever wonder why hate on the internet is so much more prolific than in your neighborhood? Because people aren't being paid to attack you in your neighborhood. Yet.
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Derp.
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Misfits was definately my show of 2009, can’t wait for the second season to start!
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Hey Greg slow down on the posting. I am having a hard time reading your one article every 2 weeks. By that I mean this one article. You can't honestly say you are busy doing Red Eye; I have seen that show, it can't take more than 20 minutes to write and record. Maybe Bill or Andy could write for you.
PS you suck.
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