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I’d rather be a really good one-term president than a mediocre two-term president.
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Obama and the gang viewing Scott Baio's twitter page.
Caption:
"And they thought I wasn't a communist'!!
The latest Rasmussen Poll shows the President's dismal approval rating among conservatives.
They just crank called Glen Beck's Red Phone……
Obama and his staff review the White House tip box.
Don't most people laugh when they have reached the end point of sanity?
Bobby Gibbs- "Hey Barry…Pull my finger!"
—Insert long winded fart sound here—
Obama- "Oh you sly devil you…You got me AGAIN…!"
Axlerod- "Oh yeah…Give some fist bump action on that one Bobby!"
Valerie J. "Wow Bobby…I thought you were a virgin!?!?"
Or…They could just be laughing Obama's new approval polls? Like they care…!
That was the gang when they found out that Scott Brown drove a pickup truck, maybe a week before the election in Massachusetts. Guaranteed they dont look like that now…
Look!! Another Trillion in debt!
They were watching one of his campaign speeches for "transparent" government!
Gibb's shows his new GIF of Nancy and Harry sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G.
They were reading Nancy Pelosi's Copenhagen expense form. They just got to The "Honorable" Charles Wrangle entry.
They were looking at a picture of one of Obama's campaing posters that said "A Uniter, not a Divder".
they were watching a series of non defimating teleprompter jokes
Hand me another brownie there, Mr. Gibbs…………..
Gibbs: Take a look at this, Mr. President.
Obamao: I knew, sooner or later, we'd catch Joe on that web cam… jerking off.
Asselrod: Do we have any lotion?
They're laughing at the suckers who voted for them.
OOH! I hope no one beat me to it – THEY JUST POSTED ANOTHER ELLIE LIGHT LETTER TO THE EDITOR!
Are they reading Andrew Sullivan?
They're listening to Mao and Stalin one liners.
The morons actually believe there will continue to be elections!
Dang! Beat me to it – "I know, let's sign them 'Ellie Light'!"
A trillion here, a trillion there–after a while, you're talking about my allowance!
Eeeww. I told you, no porn imagery!
They're watching the latest 'WH Daily Briefing'.
Just watched the John Edwards sex tape.
"What's this stuff about freedom and personal responsibility?"
"Rush Limbaugh went to the hospital with chest pains?"
"Hey, that's a good way to steal the next Congressional election!"
The teleprompter says, "now laugh."
They were watching the interview with Pelosi, where she was asked whether or not deathcare was Constitutional or not?
“Tell ‘em it was all Bush’s fault! They’re so dumb they’ll believe it!!”
“Who? Some guy named “Scott Brown” is running for the Kennedy Seat!! What a hoot! OK, fun’s over. Back to health care reform.”
The telepro… Erm, screen says, “LOL!”
Gibbs: “Barack, watch this Youtube video of you promising eight times to broadcast the healthcare debate.”
UrkelMao: "Did I do thaaat?!?!?"
They just viewed the headline in the Boston Globe that declared Coakley the winner 5 or 6 hours before the polls closed. Being naive, they fell for the line.
Robert Fibbs trying to explain fisting…?
Gibbs: "…and then the farmer sez to me 'that's a male cow, son, and that ain't milk!'"
Tell the truth? You've got to be joking!
These stupid Americans actually think the money they earn belongs to them!!
So get this get this, no hold on, listen *laughing* I'll write a bunch of letters, sign the same name on 'em, and send 'em to different newspapers. THEN I'll point the *laughing* tattered remnants of honest press to it. *Uncontrollable laughter* That way *laughing* they'll be shouting about us writing letters *suppressed laugh* and we'll squeeze the health care bill through *laughing continues*
"… and then, heeheehee, and then, hahaha… and then I said, I said, I'll even have the proceedings(snort) televised on C-Span (gag, snort)."
Millions of jobs created? …..BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Thousands? …..BWAHAHAHAA!!! A million again? …….BWAHAAHAHA!!!!
Remember how many Republican registrations ACORN destroyed!
Hey all you conservatives…a great read, "Rules for Conservative Radicals" by Michael Patrick Leahy. It gives us ammunition against the Saul Alinsky tactics used so effectively by the far-left!
BHO informs Gibbs that he lost the office pool and has to be the one who appears on Fox News Sunday.
"They want us to stop spending money we don't have!?! That's just crazy talk."
……..those stupid rubes ACTUALLY believed my campaign promises!
“Can you believe it?! They actually believed you on transparency!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I'm sorry, Brian–need reparations?
They drunk called Glenn Beck's red phone at 3 in the morning and asked him if his refrigerator was running.
LOL!!!!!
Gibbs: Hey guys, take a look. I just found that cool National Debt clock website.
Maybe they saw these…
Der Fuhrer is not Happy With Obama
http://usataxpayer.org/?0048095979
Don't miss this line…
"Now we know why Obama won't release his school records. Bush got C's, Obama probably failed lunch."
Michelle meets Big Bird
http://usataxpayer.org/?0080322072
The tarantula clinging to Axelrod's head.
Gibbs: "wait, wait, ok ok… and THEN you can say: We inherited this mess."
Barry does his world famous Joe Cocker impersonation.
"Gibb's Shares His Naked Photo of McCain"
Admiring the bus tire marks on Martha Coakely's back. Throwing one's former comrades under the bus is the modern democrat's dwarf tossing. Still funny even after you sober up. If they catch you gigling, just say you were watching the Daily Show.
Lazy Jack
Nothing funny about it… they're laughing at us.
They just watched another segment of Olbermann's WPITW and realized that no matter what they say or do – Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly and Rupert Murdoch are going to pick up that award every night.
Obama: I told Olby today that we bribed Ben Nelson to get his vote on Obama Care.
Axelrod: Here it comes Olbermann WPITW in the world is.. Rush Limbaugh for criticizing ObamaCare.
Obama: You owe me $20 good buddy. We could tell him anything and he loves us. Have Gibbs give him a call tomorrow and tell him we are going to increase the deficit another $1.5 trillion dollars next year/
Axelrod: OOOHH. I bet he'll give the award to Glenn Beck and his chalkboard.
Everyone: BWAAAHHHH!!!!!
Taxpayers are saying too little too late while we keep saying more now!!!
Gibbs: "s s s soo your not m m mad I said 1.5 m m million inst t tead of t t two m m million jobs created or saved???"
They are reading Little Green Footballs.
Gibbs: "…and then I took that grade-schooler by the neck and screamed "DON'T YOU TOUCH THAT TELEPROMPTER AGAIN OR YOU'RE DEAD!"
I saw the series of creepy white house photographs – including this one. There was also Obama playing football in the Oval office and putting his shoes on the desk. My favorite is Obama with the plastic Jedi saber. It illustrate the falseness of the whole Obama set-up.
Axelrod: I told you Barry, that there were enough self-loathing white intellectuals, naive college age drones, and "Urbanites" to get you elected…Now get me my coffee….!!
They’re looking at this months unemployment figures
59 minutes of Edwards combing his hair, 1 minute of actual sex.
…all the single ladies…
Obama: [Laughing at his own joke]
Sycophants: [pretending to laugh with him but really thinking:] "Dude, that joke sucked."
Axelrod: [Too preoccupied with this thought to hear lame joke:] "This guy is soooooo going to ruin my chances of ever working in politics again."
And they said we didn't know how to spend money.
Gibbs: Mr. President, here is the layout of Scott Brown in Cosmo
Whole Room: Wow! Um….er…wow, maybe you should pose, Mr. President
Gibbs: Not a good idea…we don't want to shatter any OTHER myth, we have left…
Perhaps another GIBB witicism?
The gang delights in the President's Stevie Wonder impersonation.
"Hey, guys, Breitbart's got Joe the Plumber!"
Exactly what I was going to write. It is the most obvious answer.
"C-Span".
its a video of BO saying i will close gitmo, end the war, stop the recesion and give everyone a golden egg. in close caption it says if you belive all this you are silly americans, trick are for kids.
Because taxpayers paid for this: http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/npo/1570655900….
They are watching a video asking if Obama is really an American citizen B. Hussein Obamao say's "I'm the only person in the United States that doesn't have a birth certificate…AND THEY ELECTED ME ANYWAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"It's all about me! It's all still all about me!"
Gibbs: " Hey, guys,look what Keith Olbermann said about Scott Brown!"
Jarred: " He said tea bagging! Aaaah-haaa!"
Axelrod: " Oh man, this guy is a GENIUS! I want to have his baby! "
Obama: " I wish he would write my speeches! I think I wet myself!!"
Gibbs " He left out calling him a Jesus freak!! Ha-haaa!!"
"Number 2, Let's ransom the freedom of American citizens for $12 quadrillion. Muwaahhhha, muwahhhha, muwahhhahaha."
Maybe they read this article and burst into laughter…………..
"JAKARTA — Indonesian authorities said Monday they are considering a petition to tear down a statue of US President Barack Obama as a boy, only a month after the bronze was unveiled in Jakarta."
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeq...
They're reading the state of the union speech where Hussein claims to be concerned about the middle class.
"Excellent! Now, that we have the American people where we want them, release the hounds, Smithers!"
See — the dummies fell for it again!
Just found out the "Panty Bomber" was Marandized.
We got Voinovich! And they don't know it!
Gibbs: "And then I said, 'I answered that question two days ago'" I didn't tell them shit two days ago…hahahahahahahahahahahha
OMFG!!! The kool-aid drinkers are still drinking the kool-aid. What a bunch of idiots!!!!
PT Barnum was right…we didn't realize it applied to the media!
Comrade Obama and the Politburo assessing the Menshevik threat in the War Room.
Gibbs ,"Can you believe it Scott Brown just WON the Senate Seat in Massachusetts."
Maobama ," Sure " HA HA HA HA …
Newt Gingrich just said "The Republicans now need to reach out to Pelosi and Reid" after Scott Brown's win in Mass.
http://RightWingStuff.com
…and now they're joking about crank calling John Stossel's Green Phone.
They're looking at the Recovery.gov website after Gibbs posts a "2.4 jobs saved in the 99th district of D.C. costing $500,000". He explains, I took a dump and said I saved 2.4 jobs and sent an invoice for $500,000 to Biden for it and he paid it!
Hope and Change……………
BWAAAAAAAAA…………..
HAAAAAAAAAA………….
HAAAAAA…………………
I think some people think that Obama still likes to take a good toke on a joint at night before bed time and this is just a rare moment when he shared some with his friends and they all have the giggles!
David Plouffe is back onboard and he says "No Bed-Wetting!"
Gibbs: "No, really Mr. President, I read this book by a guy named Arthur Laffer and he says in the book that by lowering taxes on everyone, including corporations, there is an increase in revenue"…….
Gibbs: "Mr. President, I didn't say this was a 'laugher', I said the book was written by a fella named Laffer"…….
"…..And then I said 'sure he's got a truck' and I brought the house down, and Coakely will be a shoe in…."
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