Every time you think that the left’s bizarre obsession with Sarah Palin’s personal life couldn’t get any weirder, they manage to step it up a notch. From fretting about the price of her wardrobe during the campaign through stalker Joe McGinniss decision to move in next door, the liberal press’ determination to intrude on Palin’s privacy makes the paparazzi seem tame by comparison.
But now that liberal blogger Wonkette has broken the “boobgate” story, we can officially abandon the use of the word “bizarre” to describe Palin Derangement Syndrome and move on to “ludicrous, ridiculous, embarrassing, unprofessional and outright insane.”
Yet, in the spirit of friendly competition, I couldn’t help but wonder: how difficult would it be to find pictures of Democrats of the fairer sex that also suggest breast-enhancement? It has been my humble experience that the apparent dimensions of most any gal’s – (ahem) “attributes” – can vary significantly depending on choices in clothing and undergarments. This is, I believe, the reason that Victoria’s Secret exists. But, what do I know? I’m a guy and, being a gal, Wonkette surely has more intimate (apparel) knowledge to draw upon here. Accordingly, I hope some gals will weigh in, but if we apply the left’s Palin test, the following famous libs appear to have had a little work done too.
Note to MMFA hacks and non-entities: what follows is called “satire,” which is a form of “humor,” which in turn is designed to elicit a kind of “human emotion” that is commonly known as “laughter.”
Exhibit #1: The Speaker of the House
If there was work done here as part of the stimulus package, I’m sorry: it ain’t working for me.
Exhibit #2: The Secretary of State
Having married a boob, this subject is probably near and dear to Hillary’s heart.
Exhibit #3: A Supreme Court Nominee
Well, Elena Kagan has been accused of trying to extend the reach of the judiciary…
Exhibit #4: A Liberal Pundit
No sacrifice, it would seem, is too great in the quest to increase your viewership. Sadly for Rachel, it doesn’t seem to be working.
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What a tragic waste of boobs. It's a shame they can't go to some deserving ladies who would know what to do with them.
Thanks for causing me to loose my lunch Rich. Now I've got no appe-tit-e for dinner either……
I was doing a good job holding it down till I got to the last two pictures…………..Uhhggggg!
Pretty soon MSNBC is going to have poor Rachel Maddow dressed up like Pamela Anderson.
Chris Matthews volunteered but they turned him down.
Really a clever piece. I think all of the above looks, and Ms. Palins can be attributed to really good undergarments. I'm no expert on boobs either, but I have noticed with most women, they do seem to vary from day to day depending on the outfit.
Are you sure Elena Kagan falls into the category of "the fairer sex?" Those look a lot like "man-boobs"
Who's the crossdresser in the blue and pearls? Is that Patton Oswalt?
Man, that Kagan dude is suffering from the worst double hernia ever.
I for one, am in favor of boobs.
i'm pretty sure they all had clitoridectomies.
Elena Kagan really does look like Kevin James in drag.
I didn't see a picture of one woman in this article–what gives? I saw four boobs, though, and I ain't talkin' 'bout mammaries.
Gotta admit, I thought those last two pictures were before/after pics of Rachel–before and after diuretic abuse.
Once upon a time, liberal women could be heard frequently saying things like, "Respect women for their abilities! Stop staring at their boobs!" Now liberal women are the ones acting like the 'male chauvinists' they once abhorred.
Palin does get the Leftys fired up thats for sure. Whats next her shoes? There is only one thing that gets at the left more than Palin gossip, that would be us pointing out the lefts Palin gossip.
Carry on and bravo!
Oh man I haven't laughed that freakin hard in a loooooooooong time. Thank you for making me relearn how to simultaneously vomit and laugh.
In Kagan's case, the proper term would be 'Udders'.
Exhibit #3 is definitely mooing.
Moobs suck
I got them and they suck !
Well, this member of the so-called "fairer sex" will add her own two cents if nothing else.
Exhibit #1: The jacket's throwing me off, but it could be that it's not a boob job. She could be using a push-up bra. However, the jacket makes it hard to tell thanks to the layering of clothing.
Exhibit #2: Another jacket shot. I'm leaning towards push-up bra for her, too.
Exhibit #3: Yet another jacket shot. I'm actually going to lean towards a combo of her real boobs and a nice bra in her case. Chunkier women tend to have larger boobs because fat goes to your chest, too. Sadly, I speak from experience.
Exhibit #4: This jacket shot has me waffling back and forth on it possibly being a boob job if only to grab more viewership. Either that, or her jacket's a little too big for her.
I now feel dirty.
Or as Rush says
Adadicktome
That's really weird now that you mention it. She could totally play his twin sister (or brother really) in the forthcoming Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2—Electric Boobaloo.
You reminded me of a quip my grade 8 teacher made to the class, way back when. He had been driving through dairy country and saw that a farmer had painted on the side of his barn, "All I have I owe to udders."
As the tagline says from the resturant:
HOOTERS, Delightfully tacky, yet unrefined……..
For the record, I'll pass on Elena, Hillary and Rachel's mammaries.
I'm just glad you didn't put up a picture of Helen Thomas… yikes
Boobs on big journalism? What the hell and who cares? Pelosi and the rest of them have had many a cosmetic surgical procedure instead of a corrective lobotomy which would've been something I would've applauded.
Wonkette, should restrict her comments to her areas of expertise…booze and sodomy.
Let the grown ups handle the politics.
Too funny!
Udder failures, all of them.
Here is an idea all of US can support.
http://goooh.com/home.aspx
Can I hear an Amen!!!!!!
Nancy Pelosi's face is so tight she probably has laces on the back of her head. Any tighter and her eyes would be looking behind her!
Hey Sarah, love those tatas!
Nancy Pelosi has had so many face lifts that she now has pubic hair on her chins.
Oh and don't tell me that this photo wasn't shopped Nancy.
http://dougpowers.com/2010/04/28/nancy-pelosi-mak...
And another thing, are we so sure that Rachael Madcow doesn't have a peniss? I spelled that wrong on purpose to get past the filter.
That was really bad. +1
Ok, I'm in a snippy mood today and I have another question. Is Elena Kagan taking Helen Thomas' position under the bridge.
LOL..I think that's all I have. 
But not Pelosi's ? ; )
No offense but you're ok with Pelosi's? I should think the only salvageable pair would be Madcow's since she hates being a woman so much that they are probably nearly untouched.
Wait a minute, I thought they wanted women to have a RIGHT to do what they want with their bodies. Plus all of that privacy issue stuff they spew. If the parents of teenage girls don't have to be informed of them having abortions, then ain't nobody gotta a right to know 'bout Sarah's anythings.
You forgot Keith Olbermann and Ed Shultz, a perfect set of boobs if there ever was one.
If it's wrong to write an article about Palin's breasts, is it also wrong then to write a second article about the first article about Palin's breasts? Doesn't this now go one degree farther in wasting people's time?
It's almost like this whole site exists to defend the right in generating articles and comments to catch up with left wing blogs like HuffPo, to even the score or stack the deck. Which is all fine and dandy, but this site is so one sided it's obvious who's behind it and what they're trying to do – create more partisan messaging for their side. When will we see left and right duking it out equally and openly to change the never-ending left vs. Right media war? When will a right winger use their space or airtime to challenge an equal political adversary?
You didn't have to do the Rachel Madcow dress-up like Pamela Anderson. What a distressing thought. Nightmares.
Hey, they are all dims. What more can we expect?
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Limbaugh has been trying for 21 years, but he has yet to meet an intellectually equal liberal.
You owe Kevin James an apology!
They finally discovered how awesome boobs really are.
I'd motoboat 'em. You know, for science.
Rich, I told everyone who'd listen to vote for anyone but Bill Clinton in the primaries in 1992. However, I remember with disgust a ruinous obsession certain quarters had with Bubbas private life. It reminded me of Monty Python's "Spanish Inquisition" sketch.
Pelosi's probably reach to her kneecaps.
Madow probably needed two rolls of toilet paper to get hers out that far.
'Sounds an awful lot like "Waahh." Don't ya' just hate it when the adults can get the word out? Get a job.
I'm healed!
Powerful–make grown men weep, kill and a vast array of other socially unacceptable behaviour including blogging as if we're on an all-male blog.
As well you should for having ventured into the kennel, Sizemorew.
Your pursuit of intellectual excellence will be the death of you, Spliff. Be brave and "boldly go."
You know the girls are going to get us all fired, don't you?
These left wing bimbos probably own more jock straps than brassieres.
She reminds me of Meatloaf as Robert Paulson…."Bob had bitch-tits"
Real women tend to be happy with what the good Lord gave them or they work to make enough money to visit a good surgeon. Progressives bind them to fit in with the fuglies or go to butchers as exhibited by Madam Speakers face.
This is for Friday night Happy Hour and some good adult humor.
The left folds or drops to name calling everytime I go onto The Hill and while I keep trying with facts it gets rather tiresome.
Hey, who is the guy in the last pic?
Palin was on TV FOX news tonight and when asked she said no she did not have her knockers/boobs hacked on .
Great talk for someone who wants to be in the White house
That is one hideous picture of Kagan. Haunting. Could that be a guys head on her body or something?
Got to post the visual side-by-side for that claim:
http://www.tmz.com/2010/05/10/supreme-court-nomin...
Don't be too sure…
Antidote:
Hot- http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_r9lc1-sInlU/SLixTGZgzuI...
Preparing to spit out a chewed-up Leftard- http://bookpeopleblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/03...
Hot librarian/Girl-next-door (I wish…)- http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4...
Speaks for itself… http://gripedujour.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/sa...
There is no answer on the Left for such a dynamic combination of brains, beauty, class and strength…
"L" = Lefty = Loser…
Lighten up, Francis.
Not shown. They're down by her knee caps.
News?? A way to demean?? Pffft. Booooring!
Nice to look at………well, maybe?!? I don't care about THEIR boobies…….hell, they're destroying the country!!!!
Galt and Gaga – Reading your posts was a great way to finish my day. When reading Gaga's post, a couple well rounded comments immediately began bobbing up and down in my fertile brain. However, neither of them would top GaltFan's reply so I'll close with a quote from Rush: "The feminist movement was created to allow ugly women access to the mainstream of society”. Liberal women are perhaps the best justification I know for being conservative.
In sum, eight watermelons in a downhill race. It might be enough to solve the energy crisis!!!
So this is a worthy topic of discussion for BigJournalism.
Sometimes it's understandable why dems/libs/progressives label and marginalize certain people/organizations.
Sometimes the truth is close to their criticism, and we should practice what we preach.
She probably wears the Bro or the Mansier.
Foul!!!! I call a foul. The last two pictures are clearly men! I'm sure Hillary is a lusty wench since she fairly oozes warmth and vivaciousness but I'll say she went old school on this look, probably Frederick's of Hollywood.
Picture #1 has to taken in context. Nanny is from SF and we all know they are very green out there in her district. I'm thinking that much of her anatomy is recycled parts.
As a sista who takes pride in her curves and herself, I got to say, no need to feel dirty. Your observation seem to be right on the money. I for one think it is a total non story about Palin. I hate the fact that MSM is so lame in their hateful spin on all conservative/constatutionalist women politicians, especially if they are attractive. I guess that it is because most Progressive/Socialist women are not comfortable in their own skin, because they are Victims of the Male Patriarchy (yes I know, groannnnn, I had to sit through more graduate classes hearing this word ;0) ). I mean most of the Progressive/Socialist woman politicos are pretty bow-wowish, I mean look at Kagan…. YIPES!!!!!!
Is she/he pre or post-op?
I think we have a botox slippage in the Polosi photo! None of the above captioned photos' result in any kind of stimulus! Power hungry people of either gender are a major turn off.
HEY!!! My man-boobs take great offense to that statement.
Surely you mean Kevin Smith?
If Elena Kagan lost 40 pounds she would look just like Rachel Maddow.
i don't think that means anything, except maybe. They are both scary looking ladies.
Pleaseeee!! I threw up a little in my mouth, nasty!!!!
Ha! I love it!
And everything else as well! Todd is a very lucky man.
Exactly why is it understandable to marginalize certain people/organizations?
So that's why she smells so funny when she talks!
Definitely 'shopped. However, I've removed (some of) her makeup in this one: http://img263.imageshack.us/i/btshtpls.jpg/
My apologies sir, I'm sure your's are far sexier than….it's
Yes
LMAO! Amazing what makeup will do.
Pffft! And you thought it was just bad breath.
Imagine comments about boob size coming from the left. ya know, defenders of women and all that crap about sexism.
I'll give the author a pass when she starts speculating about the size difference of the package bulge in Obama's pants in multiple photo's. What a bunch of creeps.
I just finished doing the same to
Mrs.'Senator' Boxer… http://img810.imageshack.us/f/boxerbitch.jpg/…yes, she's actually at an Apollo (Van Jones) Alliance function.
Glad I could entertain you… And you are correct about the lib-chicks -yuck!…
As the Vice-President of the Itty Bitty T*tty Committee, I can say quite proudly that my husband likes mine the way they are. In his words, "All ya need is a mouthful!"
Darogr, I'm extra glad my monitor is covered with plastic wrap. I spewed my coffee on that one! Hee hee!
I couldn't pass that one up.
It's like I'm seeing double!
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