JOE BIDEN: [on phone] Sure, sure, I’ll tell him. No problem. [hangs up] Charlie Rangel, Boss. Said he appreciated the offer but would rather you didn’t come to Harlem to campaign with him.
OBAMA: Good grief. Harlem? I’m that toxic? We are gonna get smoked in November. Lame duckdom, here I come.

JOE BIDEN: Loser talk, Chief. Stay away from the press with that attitude. MoDo nailed it in her column about me —I’m your go-to PR guy. Now, either hole up at Camp David and watch your world crumble, or trust me to turn things around.
OBAMA: Rescue me, Joe.
BIDEN: All right. But we’re gonna hafta take a page outta Dolly Parton’s book and think outside the buxom.
OBAMA: Outside the . . . ? (more…)






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