Appearing on Larry King Live last evening to honor the retiring host, former vice president Al Gore spoke publicly for the first time since the National Enquirer reported he was investigated for soliciting sex from a masseuse in a Portland, Oregon hotel.

It was all a misunderstanding. I was indeed staying at the Hotel Lucia that night. Checking my e-mail on the lobby computer, I found an anonymous message, with attachments, claiming prominent climatologists I’d been working with had been fudging numbers.
Visibly disturbed, I printed the material and started for my suite to study it in private when the night manager asked if he could help. In jest, I replied, yes, find someone skilled in massaging climate data and send that person to my room.
Later, someone knocked on my door. It was the masseuse. She told me she had never massaged data before, but she thought shiatsu and a light touch on the keyboard would do the trick. When I explained the mix-up, she laughed. We talked a bit, and she left. End of story.






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